Girl from the South Who Loves the TV Program “Whitney”

This is an improvised recording of my newest attempt at a character, Girl from the South who loves the TV Program “Whitney”. As always, please enjoy my snaggle tooth.


Wow! I’m getting so good at surfing the internet! Thanks unemployment!

I’ve always criticized this decade as being useless for music. And by always I mean sometimes. And by sometimes I mean misogynistic rap like, “hey biiitch i wanna bone u”

Instead I have turned to the 60s and 70s, decades I wasn’t alive for, as being the best.

But what happens when you combine old stuff with new stuff? Something amazing!

(This does not apply in cases of old mayonnaise with new sandwich meat.)