I’ve been spending a lot of time with my new kitty lately and getting to know her. I think her name is Freida but I’ve been calling her Frida. Here are excerpts from some of our most recent discussions:
Me: Awww you’re a BABY!!!!
Me: Awww who’s a baby!??!?!
Me: Hey baby!
Frida: *sleeps adorably*
Me: WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!?
Frida: *climbs a chair*
Me: Jesus Christ, what has gotten into you??!
Frida: *acts like a kitten*
Me: Awww, I love you baby kitty!
Frida: *sleeps in the crook of my arm*
Me: Awww, are you a baby??
Frida: *sleeps on her back*
Me: Seriously, I am going to fucking kill you in your fucking sleep.
Frida: *chases things that look like strings*
Me: I love you so much! Are you my baby?
Frida: *sleeps while I hold her like a baby*
JESSICA CABOT sits at a computer. She blows her nose. A GIRL observes this.
Girl: Oh, Jessica are you sick?
Jessica: Oh, yeah, I’ve been sick for a while…
Girl: OH. GOD. Don’t get close to me. I mean, stay over there. My birthday is this Friday. I don’t want to get sick on my birthday.
I’m going to Paris for my birthday. My boyfriend is taking me.
INT. NBC Page Office
The same girl with the birthday sits at her computer. She looks up to make a comment.
Girl: Jessica, your page uniform fits you really well.
Girl: Really, it fits your body so well. What size is your jacket?
Jessica: Um, a four.
Girl: Oh. A four? Let me see what size jacket I have.
The girl RUNS to her locker. She checks the size of her jacket. She runs back into the office.
Girl: Oh! I have a size two! Oh my god my size two is just so big on me. You’re so lucky that your jacket fits you so well! Mine is a size two and it’s HUGE.