Alternate Title: A Glimpse Into What Is Wrong With Me
1. Coffin Prices
Coffins, so you know, are going for about $995.00 these days.
2. Dead Cats
I don’t know what I was expecting. There were lots of pictures of dead cats, and it was horrifying and gruesome. I literally gagged. I’m mad at myself for this one.
3. What is chik-fil-A Sauce?
Chik-fil-A sauce is mostly a yellow honey BBQ sauce. My friend accurately put it best when she guessed that it was “all the sauces mixed together.”
4. What are cats saying when they meow?
It really depends on the length and tone of the meow. I learned that my cat is primarily agitated and annoyed at me.
5. Elliptical Machines
I spent a lot of time googling this, which isn’t fascinating, but there is one that is small and goes for $100. I’m still thinking about starting to seriously exercise sometime soon.
6. Hot Men Holding Pizza
A disturbing lack of results for this yielded the follow-up search “Ewan McGregor Pizza” which did not meet the pizza requirements but satisfied other areas of interest.
7. Severed Head Hollywood
They still haven’t revealed the identity officially, but we know they did find the hands and feet and the dude was suspected to be a Mexican airline employee aged 66.
8. Why do men grow beards after being rejected?
Apparently this isn’t actually a thing, it’s just a trope in TV shows and in my life.
9. Chipotle Nutrition Calculator
My burrito bowl has 700 calories but a shit load of salt.
10. Urantia Book
I visited the set of a TV show because I’m a cool asshole who gets to do shit like that sometimes and one of the crew members spoke in great length about this book, which seems to be some variation on Scientology because it has aliens. I was buying into it when he was talking about “multiple dimensions” but then he lost me when he started talking about the alien’s governmental system.
11. Apocalypse Dreams
Had another dream about the apocalypse. “To dream of apocalypse means loss of control, destruction, especially from external circumstances. It could represent a fear of these things, or of some past, current, expected, or feared situation in your life involving chaos and loss of control.” Probably doesn’t mean anything.
12. Kyoto Tachibana High School Band
Adorable, adorable, amazing, please watch this:
13. How to entertain a dog / am I psychologically scarring my cat by having a dog in the house
I babysat my friend’s dog a while ago and tried to entertain her. Primarily we went for walks and avoided my cat.
Ugh, yeah, I fucking googled this.
15. Lindsay Lohan Playboy
16. Jessica Cabot
I have accounts on twitter, wordpress, linkedin, and tumblr!
17. Would it be weird if I wore dude underwear?
Seems like, not really.
18. P.J. Budders
Just as I suspected!
19. Drag King Tips
For a hot second I wanted to be a Drag King that primarily covered Tom Jones songs. Mostly you need to strap down your boobs and have confidence.
20. Good Looking Fajitas Guacamole
Seemed to have a little trouble with this one:
Realistically, there is a lot that I am not admitting I googled.
- October 2017
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- December 2015
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- November 2013
- December 2012
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- November 2011
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