Context: I am at work, giving a tour.
Dude: So, do you want to be an actress or something?
Me: Actually, I want to be a comedian.
Woman: Are you serious?
Me: I think that’s the only serious thing I’ve ever said.
Context: I am on Facebook, procrastinating.
Friend: hey! what’s up?
Me: not much. um. yeah. haha. just chillin’. how are you?
Friend: I’m freaking out because I’m too high. Has anything I’ve said to you made any sense lately?