More Halloween Costumes That Have No Business Being Sexy

The Huffington Post recently did a piece entitled 13 Halloween Costumes That Have No Business Being Sexy. They did a pretty good job, but to be honest those are just the icing on the cake. There are plenty more that, well… you’ll see.

1. Sexy Skunk

In case you meet that special man with a fetish for terrible smells and small woodland creatures.

2. Sexy Smurfette

But wait! There’s more. Act today and you and your man can take part in the role play of your wildest dreams!

Not weird or creepy at all.

3. Sexy Remote Control

Don’t you wish all women had buttons that made them hotter and shut up? Am I right guys?

4. Sexy Big Bird (and Elmo)

For all men who dream of fucking a muppet.

Not to be forgotten: Sexy Elmo

5. Sexy Construction Worker

In case you want to end your night being jack-hammered.

6. Sexy Mrs. Potato Head

Check out the lips on that thing.

7. Sexy Pinocchio

Delight your inner pedophile with this classic get up.

8. Sexy Monopoly

Nothing says, “let’s get it on” quite like Hasbro board games.

9. Sexy Snowman

What better way to celebrate the holidays than with fishnet stockings and hooker boots!

10. Sexy Finding Nemo

What a great movie.

In conclusion, Halloween 2010 is going to be the best yet.


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One response to “More Halloween Costumes That Have No Business Being Sexy”

  1. Beer Girl Costume says :

    Sexy Pinocchio matches well for my gf. I will buy one.

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