Your Spouse: So how was work today honey?
You: Oh, it was okay.
Your Spouse: Do anything interesting?
You: Not really. Same old same old.
Your Spouse: Oh. Just surfed on the backs of two dolphins again?
You: Yeah, pretty much. And one of the whales shot me up into the air with its nose, which was okay except I got some water up in my nose when I landed in the water.
Your Spouse: Oh. I’m sorry to hear that.
You: Yeah, well. It’s a living.