Well that explains it!

Today the internet taught me several things about my life that I was unaware of.

First, I apparently live in the second most stressful city in America.

http://www.forbes.com/2010/08/16/stressful-cities-health-lifestyle-real-estate-pressure.html

They attribute this stress to unemployment, long commutes, and long work hours. Makes sense, right?

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/08/22/magazine/22Adulthood-t.html?_r=1

This one says that people my age are fucking unemployed losers who can’t even bother to get married and reproduce. This also sounds pretty accurate.

Apparently, a potential solution to all of this stress and floundering is to take hard core drugs.

http://io9.com/5617273/two-new-scientific-studies-reveal-hallucinogens-are-good-for-your-mental-health

So it all makes sense now. My lack of progress is no fault of mine or the economy’s. I simply am a 22 year-old-girl in the stage of “emerging adolescence” who hasn’t moved to a different city yet or taken enough LSD to get over her anxiety.

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3 responses to “Well that explains it!”

  1. Hal says :

    I’ve been telling you this!

  2. jessicacabot says :

    i almost forgot this important website: http://christwire.org/2010/08/children-now-using-vegetables-to-m/

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