Today the internet taught me several things about my life that I was unaware of.
First, I apparently live in the second most stressful city in America.
They attribute this stress to unemployment, long commutes, and long work hours. Makes sense, right?
This one says that people my age are fucking unemployed losers who can’t even bother to get married and reproduce. This also sounds pretty accurate.
Apparently, a potential solution to all of this stress and floundering is to take hard core drugs.
So it all makes sense now. My lack of progress is no fault of mine or the economy’s. I simply am a 22 year-old-girl in the stage of “emerging adolescence” who hasn’t moved to a different city yet or taken enough LSD to get over her anxiety.