Cancer Horoscope 9/15/09

Your Lovescope – Today, September 15, 2009

You usually prefer to spin your own stories, rather than get them out of books. Today you may have to resort to talking about some of the things you learned at college in order to get a date with that very fascinating person. Don’t worry, you basically just have to demonstrate that you have a brain, not how well you can use it.

So, basically, “Hey! You know how you’re kind of retarded? Sometimes guys like smart girls. Act like you know what the fuck you’re talking about for once. Don’t worry, guys don’t want you to be that smart, so it doesn’t really matter if you can apply knowledge to practical situations, so long as you can just fake it a little.”



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