A Series of Important Questions You Should Answer
A SERIES OF IMPORTANT QUESTIONS YOU SHOULD ANSWER
1. you have to date one of these dudes. all you know about them are their names. who would you choose? A.J., B.J., C.J., D.J., J.J., M.J., O.J., P.J., R.J., or T.J.
2. if i threw a guy named Sky into the mix, would that change anything?
3. subway or quiznos?
4. is having a sugar daddy just another form of prostitution?
5. how much money would you need to sleep with someone you are completely unattracted to. don’t say no amount, everyone has a price. it is allowed to be inordinately high, but how low would you go?
6. on a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate your college experience (so far)?
7. on a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate your life experience so far?
8. do you ever wish on some vague level that you could be a member of the opposite sex?
9. if you could eat one food product all the time with no consequences, what would it be?
10. what’s a dealbreaker for you if you’re in a relationship?
11. would you rather people respect you for being funny or intelligent? in this case, if you are funny people think you’re super dumb and if you’re intelligent people think you are boring and serious.
12. if you had to marry one of your friends right now or face certain death, who would it be?
13. do you think you’re going to be successful, based on however you define that term?
14. do you think your friends are going to be successful, based on however you define success?
15. academics: boring and pretentious, or enlightening and interesting?
16. would you rather have sex with kermit the frog or big bird?
17. if you had to move to one city/place in the world and were told you could never leave or travel ever again, where would it be?
18. can texting be considered a hobby?
19. who’s more impressive: some dude who went to harvard who no one has heard of or some chick with no talents who became super famous (ie. paris hilton)
20. what is a worse fate? being a vegan for the rest of your life or being stung by a bee every time you say a cuss word?