A Series of Important Questions You Should Answer

A SERIES OF IMPORTANT QUESTIONS YOU SHOULD ANSWER

1. you have to date one of these dudes. all you know about them are their names. who would you choose? A.J., B.J., C.J., D.J., J.J., M.J., O.J., P.J., R.J., or T.J.

2. if i threw a guy named Sky into the mix, would that change anything?

3. subway or quiznos?

4. is having a sugar daddy just another form of prostitution?

5. how much money would you need to sleep with someone you are completely unattracted to. don’t say no amount, everyone has a price. it is allowed to be inordinately high, but how low would you go?

6. on a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate your college experience (so far)?

7. on a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate your life experience so far?

8. do you ever wish on some vague level that you could be a member of the opposite sex?

9. if you could eat one food product all the time with no consequences, what would it be?

10. what’s a dealbreaker for you if you’re in a relationship?

11. would you rather people respect you for being funny or intelligent? in this case, if you are funny people think you’re super dumb and if you’re intelligent people think you are boring and serious.

12. if you had to marry one of your friends right now or face certain death, who would it be?

13. do you think you’re going to be successful, based on however you define that term?

14. do you think your friends are going to be successful, based on however you define success?

15. academics: boring and pretentious, or enlightening and interesting?

16. would you rather have sex with kermit the frog or big bird?

17. if you had to move to one city/place in the world and were told you could never leave or travel ever again, where would it be?

18. can texting be considered a hobby?

19. who’s more impressive: some dude who went to harvard who no one has heard of or some chick with no talents who became super famous (ie. paris hilton)

20. what is a worse fate? being a vegan for the rest of your life or being stung by a bee every time you say a cuss word?

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One response to “A Series of Important Questions You Should Answer”

  1. jessicacabot says :

    my own answers:

    1. you have to date one of these dudes. all you know about them are their names. who would you choose? A.J., B.J., C.J., D.J., J.J., M.J., O.J., P.J., R.J., or T.J. probably PJ because i’d call him pajamas.
    2. if i threw a guy named Sky into the mix, would that change anything? no, sky probably would be into men.
    3. subway or quiznos? quiznos but i eat at subway more often.
    4. is having a sugar daddy just another form of prostitution? probably a better form.
    5. how much money would you need to sleep with someone you are completely unattracted to. don’t say no amount, everyone has a price. it is allowed to be inordinately high, but how low would you go? since in this scenario there is no attraction — $5,000
    6. on a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate your college experience (so far)? 8 — mostly good. met great friends and learned a lot (not necessarily from books).
    7. on a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate your life experience so far? 7.9 — mostly good. difficult in parts, but so it is for everyone.
    8. do you ever wish on some vague level that you could be a member of the opposite sex? yes — i think things would be slightly easier.
    9. if you could eat one food product all the time with no consequences, what would it be? probably… oil. so that i could eat fried foods.
    10. what’s a dealbreaker for you if you’re in a relationship? distance.
    11. would you rather people respect you for being funny or intelligent? in this case, if you are funny people think you’re super dumb and if you’re intelligent people think you are boring and serious. even though i want to be funny for a living, probably intelligent. i hate it when people treat me like i’m dumb.
    12. if you had to marry one of your friends right now or face certain death, who would it be? that’s super hard. maybe annie. we’ve never not gotten along.
    13. do you think you’re going to be successful, based on however you define that term? i hope so. and i think so. i just define it as being happy and content, and that’s what i’m working towards.
    14. do you think your friends are going to be successful, based on however you define success? i think they will be, i’m usually friends with people who have ambitions of sorts.
    15. academics: boring and pretentious, or enlightening and interesting? it depends on the professor, mostly.
    16. would you rather have sex with kermit the frog or big bird? kermit.
    17. if you had to move to one city/place in the world and were told you could never leave or travel ever again, where would it be? new york city. everyone travels there for me to not have to.
    18. can texting be considered a hobby? i guess.
    19. who’s more impressive: some dude who went to harvard who no one has heard of or some chick with no talents who became super famous (ie. paris hilton) the chick who manipulates people into giving her undeserved fame.
    20. what is a worse fate? being a vegan for the rest of your life or being stung by a bee every time you say a cuss word? stung by a bee. if i was forced to eat vegan i think i would manage and enjoy it a little even. but luckily i eat red meat and cuss! 🙂

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